dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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