Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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