"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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