Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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