He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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