i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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