hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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