I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I am naked and annoyed.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
