It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you inspire me to be a worse person
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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