I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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