She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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