Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.