Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.