i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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