I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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