school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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