covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I think i got beer on your cat.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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