The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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