That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
