Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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