NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
As shirtless as possible
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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