What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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