the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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