she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.