The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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