that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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