AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize