I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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