I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
worst night to have a conscience
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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