If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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