And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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