so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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