My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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