He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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