so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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