New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Drake has all the answers
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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