he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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