He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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