My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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