I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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