So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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