Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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