Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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