you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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