: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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