That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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