Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Boobs are out for the taking
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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