I just saw a hot homeless man
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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