I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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