I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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