He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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