She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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