This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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