why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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