I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize