Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.