THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I supernannyed him into submission