wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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